All Good Things Must Come to an End...

And I was that good thing. Had I known that today was going to be my last day as a physical being on this earth, I would have done more than watch really bad porn. I don't regret running for Mr. Smith's SVU, I don't regret getting shot a lot, or bleeding upon his leather upholstery. I don't regret getting the vehicle to others. I don't regret dying. How could I? I might be gone in person, but my spirit will always be around. I've spent my whole life chasing after the supernatural and now, I'm one of them. I may not be able to blog as much I used to, but don't forget about me. I'm still here.

Aliens and zombies, oh my!

Yeah, I know. It's a been a while, but I did say I was taking a small hiatus. The past 4 weeks have been a bit rough. More crazy shit going down, but that's pretty normal for me. So...aliens! And zombies! Aliens are out there! As are zombies. I, solemnly swear it. Tonight, the gang and I saw a meteor shower, but it was way more than that. We were all chilling and then..boom! Okay, so it didn't go boom, but it did crash....whatever it was. This dude got his head cut off and then he managed to put it back on and attacked us. So you know how in all the zombie movies, you shoot them in the head and they die. So didn't happen. We shot this zombie a gabillion times, blew its head off, blew holes in its chest and knees and it still kept coming, till I killed it. Yes, me. I took that zombie mofo down! But here's the creepy part. After I killed it, a tentacle came out of it. So far, I haven't stumbled across anything like this before. Any ideas out there?

So...

So....it's been an interesting day. I'm currently blogging this from the roof of a building. Yes, a roof. Why a roof? Cuase I'm on the lookout, but I can't say for what or why. Anyway, I've got some news to share with you all. I will be taking a minor hiatus from the blog. Just a minor one.

The feds have an eye on me and I'm pretty sure they're after me. Seeing as I've recently been injured and am currently suffering from an injury as we speak, I do not want to be shot or killed. Particularly not by the government. I'll do my best to keep you informed as to what is happening, but I may have to find other means of doing so.

FYI: the chicken coop is haunted. Or so I've been told. Once I'm off the roof and some business has been taken care of, I'll further investigate the coop and let you know what I find. Stay tuned.

I'm baaack!

Okay so I know I've been a way for a while, but I'm back to blog yet again. See after the last time I blogged some shit went down. As in, people died, people got hurt and some of us ended up in the mental ward. I'm not crazy! I swear. I just lost my mind a bit after I took out a guy with a table saw. Yeah...so I was in the mental ward for about 3 months. But I'm back now and ready to go!

Anyway, after I met up with the gang again we went to the circus! So many strange folks there. I mean really strange. We met this sword-swallower who was pretty cool. Sadly she died at the hands of some ninjas with meat hooks. Strange I tell you. Okay, well I'm blogging this from the cooler of a truck that has a giant thing in it. What kind of thing you ask? I have no idea. But it's big and creepy and not human. Oh shit...the truck is stopping. If she who must not be named finds out I'm blogging she's gonna hurt me. Hurt me worse than the ninjas with meat hooks did. Till later.