Friday, July 16, 2010

The Truth is out there and I will find it!

I am a paranormal psychologist. A ghost hunter, supernatural hunter. Whatever. I'm a firm believer that the truth is out there and I will find it. Some people think I'm crazy and others think I've watched way too many episodes of Supernatural. Both are probably true. My life lately has been relatively quiet. Sure I've managed to hunt down a few ghosts and have had some sightings of strange things, but what happened earlier this week blew all of this out of the water.

I'm from a relatively small city. For cautionary purposes we'll call this place Townsville. Last week a local farmer, we'll call him Farmer Bob, was killed at his home. While normally this wouldn't attract my attention too much, it was the fact that he was ripped apart. His limbs were torn from his body. I shudder at the thought of such a death. Something about his death struck me as odd. Then the clerk down at the local shooting range was killed and the man who allegedly killed the clerk (we'll call him Franklin) was found dead. Torn apart just like Farmer Bob. Strange. Very strange.

So I hit up my usual sites looking for some answers or clues as to what was going on and found out that Farmer Bob's wife was still alive in the ICU at Townsville Hospital and that Franklin's body was there too in the morgue. Time to get my investigative skills on! So with some pretty swanky investigative moves and bribing the poor Coroner boy in the morgue I got a look at good ole Franklin. Ugh! I almost upchucked all over the damned place. Gross!!!! Anyway, after getting up close and personal with Franklin I can most assuredly tell you that he was not killed by anything human. I'm thinking a beast of some sort. Not sure what. Will blog later once I have more evidence.

2 comments:

  1. I think we should talk. I'm not certain that you're safe here... please, give me a call.

    You're not a cop, right? Are you a cop?

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  2. *snorts* please. Me a cop? I don't think so. As for talking....we'll see.

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